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Fresh leaf pile, dollar jump. You won't
find a cheaper leaf anywhere.

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That's a great pile, Mr.

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J, but I think my jumping days are
behind me.

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Pile of leaves was fun when I was a
child, but now it would literally break

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every bone in my body.

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As the son of a landscaper, jumping into
a pile of leaves is worse than stealing,

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so... Well, I say far to you
fuddy-duddies.

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I'm going to live forever.

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Cannonball!

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Oh, I can feel the joy of childhood
throbbing up my spine. Well, that's all

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I needed to hear. Gregory, give the man
a dollar.

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Cowabunga!

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Why do I never remember my tailbone
until it's too late?

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I'm gonna go get an ice pack.

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Make it a double, my good sir.

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You know, with the pain dolls, it's
actually kind of fun in here. I know,

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right?

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Janine! Janine, you know my rule. Don't
tickle or I'll puke.

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I'm not tickling you.

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What?

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You smell that? Why does it smell like
Tariq's cologne?

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I don't want to see any counting.

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Smiles or steak faces only.

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Let's go again.

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Last practice before tomorrow's big
show.

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We win that, these kids fly to
Disneyland and meet Mickey Mouse. Ever

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heard of him?

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With stakes this high, I had to pull the
kids out of class today to prepare.

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Teachers understand.

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No, we don't understand.

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It flies in the face of our real grades
initiative.

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Nevaeh, Nadia, and Ileana are all
missing history tests today, okay? It's

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not like I get to pull kids out for
podcast tournaments.

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Don't make things up, Jacob.

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It weakens our argument.

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Hey, have you got my parking pass for
tomorrow?

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Thanks so much for volunteering.

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It should be easy. They'll probably just
have you showing people to their seats

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or something. Oh, don't even mention it.
What I'm really excited about is seeing

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our students stomp their way to the top.

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We gonna tear those other schools up.
Ain't that right?

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Come on now, Principal Coleman asked you
a question.

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All right, grab some water.

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Not exactly giving fierce, are they?

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They think no one believes in them just
because of the weeks I didn't believe in

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them. Oh, I think it's just pre-show
jitters.

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You know what you need?

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You need a bottomless well of untethered
positivity.

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Now, if there's one young lady that
describes it... Dora the Explorer.

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That girl gets robbed and robbed, she'll
be trying to solve the case. I'm talking

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about Janine.

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Janine who?

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Gregory.

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You are now the lucky owner of a
reservation at Desorto tomorrow at 5.

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Oh, and they need to flip the table by
6.45 so their own daughter will pop in

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the queue.

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Melissa, that is perfect. She'll never
see it coming. I owe you. Yeah, you do.

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Oh, and FYI, I told Luigi that you were
going to get the prefix and a bottle of

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champagne, so it might set you back like
half a grand.

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Oh. Oh, okay.

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Um, yeah, you... That's fine.

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If I'm going to get engaged at
Philadelphia's nicest Italian bistro, I

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should probably get something other than
buttered noodles.

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Can't believe a woman's maybe going to
marry you.

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Henry, why are you glowing?

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Did you... He's... Oh, I'm just feeling
especially... I mean... You both know.

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Oh, thank God.

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He's going to do it tomorrow night at
Disorder.

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A tiramisu and a ring on our lady's
finger.

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God, I wish it could be there.

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But Podcast Club is covering the dance
competition for our first live stream,

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although I could see... Jacob.

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You're not invited.

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That is the meanest thing you could have
said to me.

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Carter has three bags, but there are two
apples in each bag.

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Amir and Elle both take one. What you
doing?

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Teaching.

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So the final dance competition is
tomorrow, and I know you don't know

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nothing about step, but... Okay, I
started the step team before you stole

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it from me. Anyway, the step team's been
getting a little nervous building up to

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this, so they could use some of your...
Dazzling choreography?

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Toxic positivity.

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Oh, well, I mean, I would love to help
you, Ava, but it's just I've been trying

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to keep my weekends open, you know? I've
been waiting for something big to happen

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with me and Gregory any day now.

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Y'all haven't had sex yet?

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Ava.

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All right, listen, because I'm only
going to say this once and then never

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again.

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The team needs you, and I need you.

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Stop smiling.

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Eve, if you need me, then I will help
you.

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I'm dead serious. Stop smiling right
now. I can't.

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You know what?

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I'll take it back. I don't want your
help. Too late. I'm helping.

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All right, guys, grab a book.

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Hey. Hey.

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Have you heard the news?

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Yeah, apparently Ava is desperate for my
help.

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Yeah, she needs the old princess of pep
to pep the step of the step team.

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And those are the words that she used?
Verbatim, yes.

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So I'm going to go to the competition
tomorrow.

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Unless you have any plans for us? Me?

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No.

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Do you have anything up there? No, no,
no. I can't think of anything that's

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huge or anything like that. Okay.

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Well, it sounds like they really need
you there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, then maybe I'll come too. I mean,
I think that's probably the best way to

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spend tomorrow, right? Right.

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Cool.

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Hello, I'm Barbara Howard, volunteering
as an usher.

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And you should have a Samesies listed
under Tariq Temple.

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Please tell me the Tariq behind me is a
white Tariq. Ha!

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A white Tariq.

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That's impossible.

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Unless... Tariq, what could you possibly
be doing here?

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Are you kidding? I'm a big-time
volunteer.

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Nobody pays me to do nothing.

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So I brought orange slices for warm-up,
I got cupcakes for when they win, and I

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emailed the whole PTA list so everybody
shows up for the girls.

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And came on.

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Look, I even got on an usher strike so
everybody know what's up.

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Okay, team.

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Before we get a lay of the land, I want
to capture the ambient noise while it's

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still fresh.

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Um... If I could get everyone's
attention, my name is Jacob Hill. I'm

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the head of the podcast club at Abbott
Elementary.

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We are going to be live streaming the
competition, so if I could just get

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complete silence for 90 seconds while we
capture room tone.

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Okay? Starting now.

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What's up, Jacob?

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Jacob!

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Jacob! Starting... Jacob.

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It's Tariq.

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Starting now. Jacob!

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Okay. Um...

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Mr. Johnson, what is all this stuff?

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The dance mom's first aid kit.

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Bobby pins, barrettes, blush.

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We look good, but so do those other
teams.

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Hit it with a pop of pep. Okay.

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All right, team.

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Okay, so let's just do a half-speed
walkthrough. And remember, nobody's

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perfect, right? But there is no one
better to be than yourselves.

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Now let's have some fun.

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Disgusting. Keep going.

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Okay.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Ow!

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Oh!

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Are you okay?

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You need a beret?

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Okay, Nevaeh, just slow and steady.

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No. Well, normal.

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Do you think you could just grin and
bear it? Or just bear it? We don't need

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to grin. It's really starting to hurt.

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Now what? We just lost our best dancer.

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And we are live. with the Abbott Step
Team.

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Can we get a sound bite for our tens of
viewers?

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No, uh-uh. No interviews.

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Oh, no? You can't censor the press, Ava.
Of course I can. This is America.

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Wait, wait.

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What's going on with Nevaeh? Uh,
nothing.

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The moves are so hot, we have to cool
her feet down. What's up? All right.

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Cool her feet down?

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Real disco inferno. Okay.

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There is a massive cover-up happening on
the other side of that door, chat.

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This is our water gate.

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Step gate.

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Uh, ankle gate.

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Nevaeh gate.

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Heaven's gate. We'll workshop it. Yeah.

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Hello.

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Please. Welcome in, brother. I like the
way you sit down right there.

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Oh, and y'all too?

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I'm going to have you go ahead and take
a seat right there.

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Tariq. Huh?

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Could you be a bit quieter and normaler
just for a few minutes?

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Well, Barb, you have your methods, and I
have my methods.

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Speaking of methods, where are all the
Abbott people?

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You said you were going to do an email
blast to the PTA.

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Oh, you listened.

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Let me check on that.

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Oh, well, it looks like I accidentally
emailed the wrong PTA. This went to Paul

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Thomas Anderson by mistake.

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The one married to Maya Angelou.

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How do you have his email?

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Oh, it's just one question after another
with you, isn't it?

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All right, and there we go.

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Emailed the school PTA.

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I hope they get here in time.

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Oh, welcome.

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Hey, we want the one singing Chingy. Oh,
I know that's right.

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Come on down. I'm going to have you
scooched down right there.

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So now that we're not going to make it
and he's trying to move the reservation.

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Oh, good luck, pal.

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DeSorto is more booked up than a
library.

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I mean, it's not till five. You don't
think you can make it?

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Competition lasts all day.

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All day?

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Man, the friggin' Super Bowl only lasts
four hours.

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So now there is no one here to support
our team.

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And you know, I hate to point fingers,
but this is all your fault.

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They're not open yet.

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Did they mention any cancellation fee?

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No.

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Hey, why don't we, you know, space it
out a little bit here?

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Hello?

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No.

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Listen, kid, open seats abound. You can
have your pick. Just not that one. I

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like this seat.

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Looks like it has the best sound.

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Well, I'm pretty sure that the acoustics
are just as good one seat over. You

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should sit there, then.

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I'm not moving a GD inch.

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Cool.

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We have that in common, then.

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I think it's your ankle. That's the
problem.

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Okay, sunshine.

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Dial the UV up to 12, because it's
getting gloomy.

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Oh, I think I have all the places you'll
go memorize. Yeah, it's, um... What is

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it? Congratulations.

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Feeding shoes?

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You know what? No, I can't risk it. I'm
just going to improvise off my most,

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like, inspirational material.

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Perfect. And during that time and that
time only, I've got your back.

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Okay.

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Um, hey, guys.

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I know that we're all sad about Nevaeh.

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Right, because it's sad.

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Well, yeah.

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Um, but the rest of you, you've got to
go out there and you've got to dance

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like no one's watching.

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Right, because no one's here.

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No, not that. Not that. Look, we may be
down, but it is mind over matter.

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Nothing matters.

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Exactly. Ava, no.

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All right.

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Did somebody say blast off?

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Because you have got to shoot for the
moon.

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Because even if you miss, you will land
amongst the stars.

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Yeah, because stars make you invincible.

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Yeah, actually, yeah, but even against
blue shells.

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You can knock other races off the
course, too. Yep, and get a speed boost.

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You know what?

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Screw the moon.

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and shoot for the stars!

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Yes, I love that!

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That's great, guys.

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Hold up, where's Nevaeh?

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Nevaeh, would you say private equity's
growing presence in youth sports is

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responsible for your ankle injury?

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100% agree.

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That's a damning accusation for one of
Step's rising stars.

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Don't say damning.

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Nevaeh, what did we tell you about
speaking to people with podcast

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equipment? Jacob, are you exploiting a
young woman's pain for clips?

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No, no, no.

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No, but you should really see these
numbers.

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Disappointed. Okay.

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Stay on them.

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Yes, yeah, hi, hi. I need to change a
reservation for tonight.

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Sorry,

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I don't speak Italian.

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Hey, it's me, Gregorio.

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My reservation is... Dale.

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Lady, they're in assigned seats. I can
say whatever I want.

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Let me ask you a question.

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When there's only one other guy at the
urinals, do you pick the one right next

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to the guy?

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Every time.

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What the hell's wrong with you?

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A lot, maybe.

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Move.

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Now.

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is everybody i don't know but i am gonna
maybe find out i'll be back okay

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steppers let's go hey hey hey hey have
you guys seen any abbott people i mean

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where are our supporters people should
be rolling in any minute and they may or

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may not have the director of boogie
nights with them okay well i hope they

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hurry i mean abbott's almost up well
we'll just have to stall the competition

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oh yes I'm great at making distractions,
y'all. Let me go up there and sing the

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national anthem. Tariq, that is a
terrible idea. Yes.

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I'll sing the national anthem.

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All right, before moving on with the
competition...

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A quick word of thanks to our sponsor.
Yes, but never any thanks for the

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troops. How typical.

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Mrs. Howard and Nick's dad are charging
the stage. It looks like they're

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stalling. Yeah, and he's not just Nick's
dad. He's Tariq Temple.

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Let me jog your memory.

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Abbott on Abbott on Abbott. That booty
big. No, no, no.

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Breaking. Mr. C just tried to rap. It's
anarchy here, chat.

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All right, y'all. Before we continue,
let's go ahead and rise for the singing

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of our national anthem.

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She goes to my church. Oh, say can you
see?

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I forgot the words.

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Take your time, Sister Howard.

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Just pivot.

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Pivot? Pivot.

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Left a good job.

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getting out of this, huh?

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Honestly. Is this fun for you, you sick
bastard?

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Dang, he sounds so mad right now.

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Melissa, can you please help me with
this reservation?

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They only speak Italian.

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Fine. But you gotta get rid of this
punk, and I don't care how you do it,

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but make it hurt!

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Okay.

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All right, kid.

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I'll give you, uh, let's see, $15 if you
move?

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Do you have cash out?

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Okay.

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How about this?

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Move.

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Before I dropkick you across the
auditorium.

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Luigi, come on. You gotta quit with the
fake Italian bit, man. I know, it's

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funny, but it's not nice.

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Come on and work with the guy.

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Okay, everybody's starting to show up.

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All right, this is it. Once Mrs. Howard
collapses out there, you're up.

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Okay, let's get this out of the way.

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Exactly. Wait, what? We're not winning
this. Our best steppers hurt, and our

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other team had sparklers.

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We'll just go out there and have fun,
like Miss T says.

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Wait, wait, listen.

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You guys have worked so hard, and you're
doing so well.

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Yeah.

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You know what, guys? Let's just get out
there and show everyone what Abbott Step

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is all about. You got this.

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The moon and the stars are all... Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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This isn't what they need right now.

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This isn't some dance competition.

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This is war.

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Eva, he's right.

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They need you.

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I'll back you up.

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All right.

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Listen, those people out there, they
didn't come here to watch you get this

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over with. Yep. No, they did not.

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They came here to watch you slaughter
the competition.

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Oh. To watch them beg for mercy and to
watch you give them none. Okay. Now get

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out there.

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and step on the competition's throats.
Because we came to win.

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We came to what? Win!

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We came to what?

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Win! Let's do this!

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Be there.

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Thank you. Thank you. I have been
Barbara Howard.

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The Abbott Step Team, y'all.

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Just this once, I agree.

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We saved the day.

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Yeah.

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What the hell are you doing?

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I'm sorry, I thought I felt a spark just
now. It wasn't... I am a married woman.

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I know, that's why I was prepared to
have a man-to-man conversation with

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Gerald about this.

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Oh, don't you have a girlfriend?

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That's not enough.

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And now this year's first-place
champions and winners of an all-expense

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-paid trip to Disneyland Resort in
Southern California... Evan Elementary!

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What?!

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We

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are live at the epicenter of a miracle,
the underdog story of the millennium.

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Eva, Coach Eva, do you have anything you
want to say to our hundreds? Yes.

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hundreds of viewers this is a team
effort and if i had put this team

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together they'd be nowhere are you guys
holding up to write anything

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man

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that bambino can talk oh

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crap did i miss it we won though right
yeah how'd you know our team has rhythm

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the others are white it's pretty
straightforward and they're not the only

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winners i got your reservation best
table in the house. You gotta wait for

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the first Saturday in December, though.
You're welcome. Melissa, thank you so

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much. Yeah.

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Gregory, we're going to Disneyland.

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Wait, we?

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Yes, we're chaperoning.

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First weekend in December, so don't make
any plans. Oh, I've never been to

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California. I'm so excited. Please pinch
me.

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Gregory, I said pinch me. Huh? Oh, you
love me too much. That's okay. I'll get

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Jacob to do it.

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Jacob, pinch me.

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Jacob. It's okay. The reservation's
under my name. I will take it off your

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hands. Okay.

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Melissa, we're going to Disneyland.

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Well, what are you going to do? We plan
Mickey Laughs.

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So when you say all expenses paid, just
to be clear, you guys are covering the

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flights? Yep.

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Hotels? Uh-huh. Per diems? Correct. Park
entry? Of course. And not just the girl

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with the rolled ankle. I'm talking
everybody.

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The whole team. And the chaperones? Yes,
ma'am. How about the return flights?

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You guys covering those as well?

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Yes. We not gonna get out there and have
to figure out our own way back.

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Return flights are covered.

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Okay, good, because we don't got it.

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Then you don't have to have it. No, no
haves.

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We don't got it.

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Heard. We don't.

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Got it. Yep. Yeah

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Double

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the stars double the fun and double the
surprises celebrity

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wheel of fortune starts now